I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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