she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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