doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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