you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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