1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Ladies don't puke and tell
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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