nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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WHICH HOTEL??
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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