somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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