gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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