i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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