It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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