If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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