Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Someone signed my nipple.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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