I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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