If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
home. puking in laundry basket.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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