So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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