Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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