if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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