The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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