if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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