Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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