He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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