he puts the penis in happiness.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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