My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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