So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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