One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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