You're so nebulous sometimes
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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