please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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