i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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