i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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