that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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