dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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