I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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