think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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