I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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