chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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