For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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