Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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