Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
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was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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