worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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