No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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