If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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