She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Come on in and take your pants off
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