Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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