the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I just googled if crying burns calories
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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