We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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