I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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