Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
is that a dick in a sweater?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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