i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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