Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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