Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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