I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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